spoopykatee:

my mom just said “watch this” then ran a red light and said “i just don’t care”


fistfulloffourleafclovers:

you know your self-esteem sucks when a really cute guy shows interest in you and you think it’s some sort of sick joke



familyfriendlyurl:

when u take a cookie without askin mama

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shialebuffalo:

liking 2,197 facebook pages in 2008 is my biggest regret


nosdrinker:

*saves game six times just in case*



djtrimal:

*watches Netflix

*looks at clock

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*watches Netflix



unfollower:

i dont get why people say ‘tea is just leaf water’ and then act like coffee’s so great like what do u think you’re drinking. bean water is what